IT'S A GOOD THING (HE MARRIED AN OPTIMIST)
Fletch: "What are you doing?" Me: "What does it look like I'm doing?" Fletch: "You appear to be washing your foot in the kitchen...
THIS ONE'S FOR BIG GIRLS ONLY
How do I say this politely? Fuck you, Macy’s. Trust me, that’s polite considering how mad I am. To backtrack, I decided to go shopping...
