THE BOOKS

 

WHAT'S YOUR POISON?  MEMOIR?  FICTION?
YOUNG ADULT?
BECAUSE I DO IT ALL
 
 
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TRUE STORY, BRO (MEMOIR)

"DAMN, GIRL - YOU'VE WRITTEN NINE MEMOIRS?  YOU SAVE CHRYSLER FROM BANKRUPTCY OR SOMETHING?"

 

IF BY "SAVED A MAJOR U.S. CAR MAKER FROM FINANCIAL RUIN," YOU MEAN: ORDERED A BARBIE STYLING HEAD WHILE ON AN AMBIEN BENDER, ADDED BUTTER TO MY COFFEE, AND CARRIED A PRADA BAG TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE, THEN YES.  YES, I DID.

I MADE IT UP, BRO (FICTION)

 

"WAIT, YOU WRITE NOVELS NOW, TOO?"  

 

WRITING FICTION IS A REFRESHING CHANGE OF PACE, ESPECIALLY  WHEN THE BAD SHIT HAPPENS TO CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T ME.