JEN LANCASTER

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(ALSO, FEEL FREE TO CUT, PASTE, AND FORWARD EACH COOL-ASS CLIP TO ANYONE WHO TORMENTED ME IN JUNIOR HIGH WHEN I WAS AWKWARD WITH FRIZZY HAIR AND TINTED GLASSES, ESPECIALLY THAT ONE MASSIVE BULLY WHO NOW WORKS

AT THE NAIL SALON ACROSS FROM THE LOCAL JAIL)

(WHO'S THE LOSER ON THE BUS NOW, HUH?)

(P.S. BITTER IS ALWAYS THE NEW BLACK, BITCH)

(AHEM, I MEAN, HAPPY VIEWING/READING!)