TODAY'S MOMENT OF SHAME
Setting – Pick up counter at coffee shop Barista: Here’s your wet cappuccino. (hands cup to me) How does it feel? Is it wet enough? Me: (bursting into inappropriate laughter because I am emotionally stunted, despite my best efforts) Barista: I’m sorry, is that not wet enough for you? Me: (dying, sputtering, choking) Barista: Is everything okay? Me: (composing myself) Yes, but… did that not sound super dirty to you? Barista: I’m sorry? Me: That just sounded super dirty. What y
